Yesterday you refused to release my parcel - !!!!!!!! to my good friend Jeremy Dive of !!!!! because he wasn’t me. You asked for a form of ID. I have included my drivers license, work pass and Kinokuniya loyalty discount card as proof of my identity. I take identity theft very seriously as once <supressed> and that caused <supressed>. Hopefully this is enough evidence and everything well be sunshine and rainbows. Here is a picture of a cat <Picture of cat>.
I hereafter give “JEREMY DIVE” permission to “Pick up my package”. ;-)